just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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