Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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