Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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