he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
