plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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