did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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