This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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