i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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