I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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