I must be too annoying 4 u.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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