You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.