I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.