he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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