If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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