I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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