talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
my liver is dry heaving
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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