Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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