I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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