Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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