chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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