we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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