kristin has been a bad kristin
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
