Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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