if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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