His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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