Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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