Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize