Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
