Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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