it wasn't lemon gatorade
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
