Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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