A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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