Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
