I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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