i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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