i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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