I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
