i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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