so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
