i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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