Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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