You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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