Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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