She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
