Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
