yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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