is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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