There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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