he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
