I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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