3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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