I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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