I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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