school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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