we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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