Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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