I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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