i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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