I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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Is it because I queefed?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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