i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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